Clown Theft Auto Woke City Direct Download:
Woke City is the city of future, dreams and hope. Imagine a perfect society where everything is built on equality, where crimes are nonexistent, and anger is just a theory of the past. Immerse yourself into the wokeness. This is the future everyone wants and needs. If you do make the mistake of purchasing.
The game, I’ll give you a win state since there isn’t one established by the asset flipper err I mean dev… Just head to the edge of the map and jump of the edge. This should take you no more than five minutes… Now you WON! ..You beat the game, err I mean you beat the asset flip! ..Now demand a refund and get your pocket change back! ..You might need it to buy a ‘real’ game made by a ‘real’ indie developer.
Even if I ignore the asset flippy nature of the game, there is no joy in the “joke”. They got as far as putting a very progressive character generator that allows you to choose your pronouns and then stopped. You can’t adjust what the character looks like. The game is so incredibly lazy that it stopped adding sound effects after they put car noise in. Not a game. It’s garbage. It’s just a demo of third party assets, there are no actual game routines. Looks like Motor Town but only the player character seems to move, everything is static. Seems like a waste of everyone’s time. Microsoft Excel is way more exciting.
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System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: 4 Core
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 2 GB
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Click the Download Here button above and you should be redirected to GamesDatabase.
- Wait 5 seconds and click on the grey ‘download now’ button. Now let the download begin and wait for it to finish.
- Once the game is done downloading, right click the .zip file and click on “Extract to” (To do this you must have 7-Zip or winrar, which you can get here).
- Double click inside the Clown Theft Auto Woke City folder and run the exe application.
- Thats all, enjoy the game! Make sure to run the game as administrator and if you get any missing dll errors, look for a file named All In One Runtimes.exe run this and install it.